Fat Chick Dancing
"I stopped by your mom's house...."

Another Fat Chick with Talent
"How about a round of applause..."

It's tearing the Ass outta me!
"Some friends are more helpful than others..."

This is really tearing the Ass outta me!
"Now if I could only find my pack of smokes..."

Doctor, It burns when I pee
"Don't try this at home..."

FIRE, FIRE, FIRE!
"Seriously, don't try this one at home either..."

This is my future wife
"Try this one at home for sure..."

The Gift that keeps on giving
"New meaning to the term 'Jack in the Box..."

Your Kung Fu is no match
"...aaah, nice beaver grasshopper..."

Yeah, He must be playing at PartyPoker
"LOL...no commentary needed..."

I will never eat cake again
"Be afraid, be very afraid..."

Nothing like a little piece of ass
"Who's the bigger Jackass here..."

ON GUARD!
"Not too SICK, but a gratuitous boobie shot..."

This is why I moved away from home
"No wonder why Dad always demanded a clean house..."

Boobies
"Yet another boobie shot..."

HEY! Why didn't I get this memo!
"I'll take three wallets sizes and an 8x10..."